Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.