Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.