Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."