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Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher