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Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.