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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know