Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move