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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

U Haul Truck Jokes More U Haul Truck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move