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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

U Haul Truck Jokes More U Haul Truck Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know