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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.