Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.