Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits