Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!