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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.