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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks