What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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Well I'll be damned!

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He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Mourning

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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Mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood