Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!