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Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

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What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!