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Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.