Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).