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Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!