Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.