What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.