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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.