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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.