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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee