What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.