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What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee