What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!