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What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.