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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill