How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.