How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.