How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.