How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Who's there! Bellows! Bellows who?

Bellows me some money can I have it please!

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How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.