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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.