What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up