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What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.