Forget about it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Crimea a river
I don't know, she hasn't opened it
He felt his presents.
Aziz, I'm sorry.
With a low-key event
Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me
He moved down-under!!
Nobody knows yet.
I'm stoked!
I appreciate the sediment.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Cancer.
By putting flowers on the grave
Ayy Matey
I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
KK-cake
Another year older!birt
A-CAW!
Yellow Cake
A SURprise party!!
To be alone with his thots
I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
A stole.
Get married on his birthday.
The specific ocean.
Another year!
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
A legacy scholarship for his second choice school
He likes to keep things low key.
Don't birthdays burn you up
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
A urinal cake.
He shellabrates!
With a search party.
Happy Birthday To Gnu!
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
Thanks for sediments
Alligator for her birthday was a card!
Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
My bike
Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.
Because people kept toasting him!
17th January. What year Every year!
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Older
Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.
Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year
Another present!
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
In a cat-alogue!
For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
He's trying to age disgracefully!
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
He caught her in a 4-way
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
I.C.!
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.
A maid man.
The Iguanodon
Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo
X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!
