Forget about it.
He felt his presents.
Aziz, I'm sorry.
With a low-key event
Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me
Nobody knows yet.
I'm stoked!
I appreciate the sediment.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Ayy Matey
I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
KK-cake
Another year older!birt
A-CAW!
A SURprise party!!
I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents
A stole.
Get married on his birthday.
The specific ocean.
Another year!
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
A legacy scholarship for his second choice school
He likes to keep things low key.
Don't birthdays burn you up
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
A urinal cake.
He shellabrates!
With a search party.
Happy Birthday To Gnu!
Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.
Thanks for sediments
Alligator for her birthday was a card!
Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.
Because people kept toasting him!
17th January. What year Every year!
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Older
Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.
Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year
Another present!
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
In a cat-alogue!
For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
He's trying to age disgracefully!
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
All Fridays Matter
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
Debbie Reynolds Wrap.
The Brains of Castamere.
He responds, "One note at a time."
He caught her in a 4-way
Quattro cinco
Sing* Hello from the other side!
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Chrysalis the cake for you!
Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.
