What did the Pirate say on his birthday?

Ayy Matey

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!