How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

When does 2-1=0?

When you're talking about choices.

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.