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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

Edit: nevermind...

What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

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How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

What did the pirate day on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.