What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.