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What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.