What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.