What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.