What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.