What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.