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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.