Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.