Because they finish each other's sentences
None. There are no fish under my new gazebo
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.
So he could break out.
Prism
He committed barbercide.
Currant Affairs
Partner in crime.
Man.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."