Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"