Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.