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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

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What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Activity Jokes More Activity Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger