What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger