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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Activity Jokes More Activity Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger