What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger