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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver