In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
They both like girls
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Slanta Claus.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
They were too constricting.
Because they hate shorts.
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
In case you get a hole in one!
In case he got a hole-in-one.
In case he got a hole in one.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
A paredvark!