You might get a hole in one.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
In case you get a hole in one.
Because his boots were at the menders!
He got a hole in one
He heard the snow blower was coming.
Because they hate shorts.
No ballroom
In case he got a hole in one.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
