Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one