In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
She'll tell you
Because they always miss their target!
Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
Toad was a fungi.
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!
Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
No ballroom
You might get a hole in one.
In case he gets a hole-in-one
They always quack the case.
In case you get a hole in one.
A paredvark!
