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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one