How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.