How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Who wrote "The Tiger's Revenge"?

Claude Balls

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Bad at golf?

Join the club.