When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.
They don't know the words.
I like your belt
Zero emissions.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
Fore-play
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Re-morse code
So they can speak more fluently
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
One is a hunt on a course.
You might get a hole in one.