How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.