Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now