Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT