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Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT