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Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload