Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.