Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
In case he got a hole in one.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Closed for Winter".
Stop laughing and reload
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.