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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Tire Tread Mark Jokes More Tire Tread Mark Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".