Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

Tire Tread Mark Jokes More Tire Tread Mark Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."