Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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Auto-pirate.

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There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".