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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT