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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.