How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.