How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

Rep-tiles.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!