How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.