Nail the other hand to the floor.
A cruiseifixion.
Replace the nails with screws.
My hand.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
The baby can't carry the mother.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Rep-tiles.
Rep Tiles
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Stop laughing and reload
