How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload