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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.