How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A dope ring.

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".