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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!