How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT