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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up