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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

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Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.