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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

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How did the feminist die?

Alone

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.