What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

What three words will emasculate any man?

Hold my purse.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

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How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest