What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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How did Wendy die?

The baconator

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.