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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest