What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!