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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.