What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.