What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.