What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

Removed

What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.