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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)