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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.