What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.