What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?