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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.