What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID