What color is ice?

Hielo.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.