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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.