What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.