What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks