What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."