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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.