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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice