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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!