What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.