What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE