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What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage?

Chicken sees a salad.

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!

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What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka