What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What's green and invisible?

This cabbage

Cabbage Patch Jokes More Cabbage Patch Jokes

What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka