Cabbage Jokes

What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!

What's green and invisible?

This cabbage

What is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka