What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."