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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad