Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.