Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

Why did the hen fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Chicken Caesar Salad Jokes More Chicken Caesar Salad Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think