Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.