Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster.)

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.