Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman