Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you