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Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.