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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster.)