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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad