Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.