Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.