Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!