Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.