Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.