Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.