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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Why was the chicken happy?

Everything was eggcellent.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!