The joke is its own pun-ishment.
Shake it off
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because she had a pun in the oven!
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Booo
Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
For fowl play.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.