What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

Tell them it floats!

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.