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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.