What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

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Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.