What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

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Because they got lost at C.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.