What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What do you call a person without a son?

Per

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.