What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.