What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver