What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver