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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.