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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Second Gear Jokes More Second Gear Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Michael Jackson