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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's a cat's second favorite food?

Spa-catti!

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Second Gear Jokes More Second Gear Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.