What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

Second Gear Jokes More Second Gear Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.