What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Second Gear Jokes More Second Gear Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.