What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.