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What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.