What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.