What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."