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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat