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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know