What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE