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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE