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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.