What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

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What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control