What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control