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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

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What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.