What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know