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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What do you call a search for small guitars?

Uke hunt!

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.