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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.