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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.