What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.