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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What will you never say about a banjo player?

That's the banjo player's Porsche.