Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What will you never say about a banjo player?

That's the banjo player's Porsche.