Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

Banjo Player Jokes More Banjo Player Jokes

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What will you never say about a banjo player?

That's the banjo player's Porsche.