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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Banjo Player Jokes More Banjo Player Jokes

What will you never say about a banjo player?

That's the banjo player's Porsche.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.