Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

What will you never say about a banjo player?

That's the banjo player's Porsche.