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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.