Standard Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Banjo Player Jokes More Banjo Player Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Noel Jokes More Noel Jokes

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard