One has standards.
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Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
The devil has standards.
It pains them to have standards.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
To get it pier reviewed.
The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit
I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.
She'll let it go!
That's the banjo player's porsche.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
The Next Generation
Give the criminals badges.
RECALCULATING....*
THESE are the brakes!
They were looking for the ark tick.
One has cubs
He was always Stalin in his manual!