How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.