How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What do polar bears have for lunch?

Ice burger!

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.