Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.