What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.