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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder