What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists