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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty