The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
A. Telling you his real name.
Aw shucks!
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
A cow.
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
A corn has ears.
The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.
Because of all the tellers.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
