Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

The tiger lily!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.