Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the corn say when it was complimented?

Aww, shucks!

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What's the capital of Brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.