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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.