Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do they call it a third eye?

If it's on your fourhead?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.